Clown Sex

When Gary Strange finds himself working at a Turkish Barbers in High Barnet, he discovers an enchanting poltergeist trapped in a hairdryer. There's only one way to set her free: Gary must hump that hairdryer!

Little Herbert is allergic to fresh air and sunshine. But his trusty and talkative Phlegm Bag knows better. She knows exactly what Herbert needs: a great day out in London town! From flicking snot at Beefeaters, to stealing the Rosetta Stone, to twerking with leather clad gentlemen at GAY, Little Herbert discovers he isn't so allergic to the outside world after all.

When Gary Strange starts gainful employment as a fatberg flusher for Thames Water, he inadvertently finds a gigantic spiritual deity deep down in the London sewer system.

Through the dripping taphole of a public toilet, Gary Strange hears how an intrepid young journalist once received cunnilingus from a cat in South Africa.

Through an open street drain, Gary Strange overhears the devastating story of JJ, a double bass-playing, drug-taking, sex-fuelled firecracker of a woman who keeps taking the wrong turns in life.

Through the u-bend of a disused toilet, Gary Strange hears the tale of Ian Bartender, a man on a mission to understand the ebb and flow of menstruation from an unusually enlightened expert.

During his brief stint as a circus rigger, Gary Strange discovers a new way to reach satisfaction. Combining the elephant dung nostalgia of his first circus visit with the clammy-palmed depravity of his deleted search history, Gary recounts his fondest memory: the first time he had sex with a clown.

Through a bath plughole clogged with decaying hair, Gary Strange listens to a day in the life of Dead Lucy. When the sun rises, she’s a failed educator. When the sun sets, she’s a failed party animal. That is, until a single misplaced child changes everything.

Join Gary Strange deep down in the London sewers as he basks in the joy of filth, encountering stories of bad sex, sad sex and even clown sex.