Glaswegians Anonymous

The Green Room Podcast Studio 49 - Every Fart's a Fear | Episode 50 | Glaswegians Anonymous

Glaswegians Anonymous is the podcast where Glasgow life takes the spotlight. Hosted by comedians Gary Faulds and Darren Connell, it’s a weekly dose of comedy, nostalgia, and real talk about what it’s like growing up and living in Scotland’s biggest city. Expect hilarious childhood stories, brutally honest conversations, and plenty of Glasgow banter — all mixed with sharp observations about how the city (and life itself) has changed over the years. Whether you’re a born-and-bred Glaswegian, a Scot abroad, or just love authentic comedy rooted in real experiences, this podcast is your inside lo

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Episodes

Every Fart's a Fear | Episode 50 | Glaswegians Anonymous

Too Much ADHD For Darren to Handle | Glaswegians Anonymous Ep. 49 ft. The Two Diddies

I would scant your dead body | Episode 48

Food Porn, Cults & The Missing May Tapes | Episode 47

"Oh no no no ma boy" (feat. Mikey Motion) | Glaswegians Anonymous | Episode 46

Live from the SEC! Big Angie, Hash Buckets & Darren’s 8-Month Drought

Mate, I'm putting a spy cam in your room" – Darren and Gary are getting a flat! | Episode 45

I'M GONNA RELAPSE..BUY A TICKET TO OUR LIVE SHOW | EPISODE 43 | GLASWEGIANS ANONYMOUS

Bro Your Farts Smell Different | Episode 42 | Glaswegians Anonymous

Did You Know Asda Has Doctors? | Episode 41 | Glaswegians Anonymous

Are Penis Pumps Still a Thing? | Episode 40 | Glaswegians Anonymous

The Barra's Boys | Episode 39 | Glaswegians Anonymous

I'm Starting to Look Like a Link Sausage | Episode 38 | Glaswegians Anonymous

How Many Calories In A Ladle Of Spunk? | Episode 36 | Glaswegians Anonymous

GET YOUR MUGS, FRIDGE MAGNETS & YOUR VIAGRA | EPISODE 35 | GLASWEGIANS ANONYMOUS

WHAT KIND OF CLAIM WOULD YOU GET FOR A CRASH IN SPACE? | EPISODE 34 | GLASWEGIANS ANONYMOUS

GUYS STARE AT MY TITS | EPISODE 33 | GLASWEGIANS ANONYMOUS

I'M OFF THE DIETS AND ON THE DINNERS | OPEN GOAL HOT WING MELTDOWN | EPISODE 32

DEEP FRIED GUINEA PIG | EPISODE 31 | GLASWEGIANS ANONYMOUS

I’ve had 400 Street Fights Mate….Undefeated | Episode 30 | Glaswegians Anonymous

I’m spectrum’d oot ma tits | Episode 29 | Glaswegians Anonymous

AYE, THE BALANCED DIET: ROIDS & DONNERS | Episode 28 | Glaswegians Anonymous

Sorry For Square Going Your Wean Bro | Episode 27 | Glaswegians Anonymous

You’ll get dynamite at ping pong, pool & fighting | Episode 26 | Glaswegians Anonymous

Are You Shagging Exhausts? | Episode 25 | Live From Smokey Trotter Kitchen Special |

Your Weans are gonna be Russian mate | Episode 24 | Glaswegians Anonymous

An MOT For Your Fart Box? | Episode 23 | Glaswegians Anonymous

I'd Eat A Sh*te Off A Mortons Roll | Episode 22 | Glaswegians Anonymous

Your Maw Is In My Dm's Bro | Glaswegians Anonymous | Episode #21

Glaswegians Anonymous | LIVE Part 2: The Podcast (Unfiltered & Uncut)

Glaswegians Anonymous | LIVE Part 1: No One Is Safe (Crowd Work)

The Super God Comedy Squad & Bare Bum Baptisms | Episode 18 | Glaswegians Anonymous

The Secret Doesn't Work On The Taxman | Episode 17 | Glaswegians Anonymous

I WAS THE WEE GUY WITH TITS | Episode 16 | Glaswegians Anonymous

I'm Taking It Back To Wan*king In Bushes To A Catalogue | Episode 15 | Live Show Recap

WE’RE GONNA DEEP FRY FAJITAS | WE ARE OFF TO THE WORLD CUP! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿⚽️ | Glaswegians Anonymous #14

Jabs, Jags & Fads | Glaswegians Anonymous | Episode 13 | Diet Confessions

'My Bulldog's Full Of Scoobies' | Glasgow Bonfire Night Chaos | Episode 12 | Glaswegians Anonymous

I'll Shag You In Front Of The Aliens | Episode 11 | Glaswegians Anonymous

I Can’t Trust My Farts anymore – Episode 10 - Glaswegians Anonymous

My Life's Been A Failure - First Jobs & First Gigs - Episode 9 - Glaswegains Anonymous

Did You Eat A Slug? - Glaswegians Anonymous - Episode 8

It’s full of smelly cu*ts - overrated/underrated Glasgow - Glaswegians anonymous - Episode 7

Get Your Lips Wrapped Right Roon That! - Episode 6 - Glaswegians Anonymous

Have You Ever Ate Out The Bin? - Episode 5 - Glaswegains Anonymous

WTF Is Scheme Olympics? - Episode 4 - Glaswegians Anonymous

I F**kin' Hate Rod Stewart - Episode #3 - Glaswegians Anonymous

£6 for a Piece?? - Episode #2 - Glaswegians Anonymous

Where You Fae? - Episode 1 - Glaswegians Anonymous